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I Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing You Like
Does your girlfriend have a new trick she wants to show you? Beware! I probably taught it to her and boy will you like it. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride, just don't ask where she learned it
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Your Little Princess Is My Little Whore
What has Daddy's Little Girl been doing? I bet she's been naughty, real naughty. Why don't you ask her yourself and see if she would like to fill you in!
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No Means Eat Me Out First
Have all of the men you've dated recently forgotten to read their instruction manual? I think it's time to remind them just what to do to kick start the night off.
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Save A Virgin
Where have all the virgins gone? They're an endangered species. Do your part to save them. Save a Virgin, Do Me Instead!
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You Have Failed Please Die
Have you ever met someone that was a total douche box? Has their stupidity ceased to amaze you? This design is sure to put them in their place!
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Practice Safe Sex
Sick and tired of trailer trash hitting on you? Can't seem to go anywhere without some asshat hitting on you? Tell them exactly what you think of their offer with this shirt.
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I'm Just In It For The Parking
Sick and tired of the long walk? Where's your parking permit? Don't have one? Own the next best thing, your very own special parking permit shirt. Let everyone know just how lazy you really are.
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Your Mom Rated E For Everyone
Have you had enough R rated movies and games lately? No problem, kick back, relax and enjoy the ride because your mom is rated e for everyone!
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MySpace Whore
How many of your friends on myspace.com are guys? Hell, how many of them do you even know? Men best keep their bitches in check or they turn into MySpace Whores! Tag someone you know as a MySpace Whore before they spread anything they can!
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Cumunity
Have you ever found that chicks simply don't like it when you bust your nut on them, especialy without warning!
Be on the lookout for horny chicks wearing this shirt and nut at will.
Cumunity, Cum Together Right Now... Over Me
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