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Chick Magnet
Do women find you attractive? Do they have a hard time resisting your charm? They always seem to want to hop in bed with you? You, my friend, are what we call a Chick Magnet! Don’t let them get away!
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Who Gives A Shit?
Does it really look like I care? I didn’t think so. Wear this shirt and you’ll be sure to send the message that you just don’t care what they’re ranting about. WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!
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Who Wants Crabs?
Nothing gets a party started like a set of party crabs. There's enough to go around so spread your legs and let the crab party begin. So,Who Wants Crabs?
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Someone Call A Whaaaambulance
Do you know someone who does nothing by whine and complain? Somone needs to call a Whaaaambulance and make them STFU already! Show your opinion by wearing this shirt with pride.
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No Means Eat Me Out First
Have all of the men you've dated recently forgotten to read their instruction manual? I think it's time to remind them just what to do to kick start the night off.
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Save A Virgin
Where have all the virgins gone? They're an endangered species. Do your part to save them. Save a Virgin, Do Me Instead!
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Practice Safe Sex
Sick and tired of trailer trash hitting on you? Can't seem to go anywhere without some asshat hitting on you? Tell them exactly what you think of their offer with this shirt.
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You Must Be 21 To Enjoy This Ride
Are you sick and tired of having to ask your dates for their ID so you can verify this night won't turn in to statutory rape? Be sure to wear this shirt on your first date just to clarify things for the young ones.
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Cumunity
Have you ever found that chicks simply don't like it when you bust your nut on them, especialy without warning!
Be on the lookout for horny chicks wearing this shirt and nut at will.
Cumunity, Cum Together Right Now... Over Me
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Kiss Me
I'm so hot you know you want to kiss me!
Shut up and kiss me! Hurry, before my boyfriend comes back!
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