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MySpace Whore
How many of your friends on myspace.com are guys? Hell, how many of them do you even know? Men best keep their bitches in check or they turn into MySpace Whores! Tag someone you know as a MySpace Whore before they spread anything they can!
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MySpace Pimp
Give a shout out to all of those shot callin, big ballin MySpace Pimp with all those female friends. They have enough female friends to have a night out with each of them every day of the year and never use the same one twice!
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Your Mom Rated E For Everyone
Have you had enough R rated movies and games lately? No problem, kick back, relax and enjoy the ride because your mom is rated e for everyone!
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Free Breathalyzer Tests!
Have you been drinking? Are you safe to drive? Find out now with our FREE Breathalyzer Tests. Simply blow on the instrument below and we'll give you your free analysis.
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I Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing You Like
Does your girlfriend have a new trick she wants to show you? Beware! I probably taught it to her and boy will you like it. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride, just don't ask where she learned it
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Your Little Princess Is My Little Whore
What has Daddy's Little Girl been doing? I bet she's been naughty, real naughty. Why don't you ask her yourself and see if she would like to fill you in!
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Who's Hung?
In the mood to start a pissing contest? With all that talk about how big it is isn't it about time to break out the big gun and show them who's the boss!
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I'm the teenage girl you chatted with last night!
Whats wrong, don't remember me? Does my facial hair throw you off? Or could it be my hairy balls?
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What The Duck?
Ever had such a bad day that you just want to scream? If so then this shirt is for you. Let it go, let the world know how upset you are.
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Happier Than A Queer In A Dick Tree
Yes, you heard me right, a queer in a dick tree! WTF? That there queer will be seeinge more dicks than he can shake a stick at.
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I'm Just In It For The Parking
Sick and tired of the long walk? Where's your parking permit? Don't have one? Own the next best thing, your very own special parking permit shirt. Let everyone know just how lazy you really are.
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Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Starting At My Eyes
Do you frequently find females getting down right upset at you for checking their chest out? Who's to say you're the party at fault? Maybe HER boobs were starting at you?
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You Have Failed Please Die
Have you ever met someone that was a total douche box? Has their stupidity ceased to amaze you? This design is sure to put them in their place!
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Know Your Role
Sick and tired of your man dropping the ball? Does he talk back? Does he fail to perform simple tasks you set forth? Let him know his role!
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Kiss Me
I'm so hot you know you want to kiss me!
Shut up and kiss me! Hurry, before my boyfriend comes back!
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Cumunity
Have you ever found that chicks simply don't like it when you bust your nut on them, especialy without warning!
Be on the lookout for horny chicks wearing this shirt and nut at will.
Cumunity, Cum Together Right Now... Over Me
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You Must Be 21 To Enjoy This Ride
Are you sick and tired of having to ask your dates for their ID so you can verify this night won't turn in to statutory rape? Be sure to wear this shirt on your first date just to clarify things for the young ones.
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Practice Safe Sex
Sick and tired of trailer trash hitting on you? Can't seem to go anywhere without some asshat hitting on you? Tell them exactly what you think of their offer with this shirt.
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Save A Virgin
Where have all the virgins gone? They're an endangered species. Do your part to save them. Save a Virgin, Do Me Instead!
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No Means Eat Me Out First
Have all of the men you've dated recently forgotten to read their instruction manual? I think it's time to remind them just what to do to kick start the night off.
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Someone Call A Whaaaambulance
Do you know someone who does nothing by whine and complain? Somone needs to call a Whaaaambulance and make them STFU already! Show your opinion by wearing this shirt with pride.
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Who Wants Crabs?
Nothing gets a party started like a set of party crabs. There's enough to go around so spread your legs and let the crab party begin. So,Who Wants Crabs?
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Who Gives A Shit?
Does it really look like I care? I didn’t think so. Wear this shirt and you’ll be sure to send the message that you just don’t care what they’re ranting about. WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!
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Chick Magnet
Do women find you attractive? Do they have a hard time resisting your charm? They always seem to want to hop in bed with you? You, my friend, are what we call a Chick Magnet! Don’t let them get away!
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